One from my Dad:

I am not a great writer, but a good story teller or story passer :)

(He’s talking about my 95 yr old gram that lives with them)

It sure is fun having Mom around.
Tonight we were eating dinner (it was a pot roast with carrots, red potatoes, mushrooms, and turnips) and Mom says, “I can’t remember the last time I had turnips”.
I said, “ oh it couldn’t have been that long ago”.
And she says I bet it’s been 10 years and
I said, “I don’t think so”.
And she gets kind of mad and said, “ how would you know what I been eating?”

And I said, “ It’s leftovers, you ate two helpings yesterday!”

We all had a good laugh. Don’t tell her I sent this. She can still whip me.

Sharks